Even the Galaxy Knows I’m Opening a Bank Account

I’ve lived all over, always managing life solo. Opening a bank acc in Japan? Should be easy.

Newbies can only open a JP Post acc at the closest branch, I went to one 900m from home. But once I showed my docs: “You need to go to the designated branch.” I pointed at the map, showing both were the same distance. He looked at me like I was an alien and sent me back to Earth.

Mission 1 failed. Logic doesn’t matter here, rules are the only language.

Next day I went to the right branch, lines all memorized. But after one line, I couldn’t follow. I opened the translation app: “We don’t accept people who can’t speak Japanese. Pls use the app.” I’m not applying to move to Mars. Why make this so hard?

Mission 2 failed. I thot sincerity might help, but systems don’t care.

Didn’t want to wait 2 wks for app application. Asked a colleague to come with me. Done in 20 mins.

Mission 3 succeeded. The galaxy may have cheered, but I didn’t feel like victory.

I should’ve done this myself. I’ve opened accs across the globe. But elsewhere, they’d at least glance at Google Translate.

I knew I had to start over in Japan, but not until my 3rd bank trip I truly get what “starting from zero” means.

It’s not just about the language or adjusting — it’s a full reset. Forget the skills you thought were useful. Let go of the belief that experience or grit can carry you thru.

“Starting from zero” isn’t just a restart — it’s about letting go. Of old thots. Of past logic. And building my Another Life in Japan, from ground zero.

Sio

Resetting life in Osaka after years in the UK, France, Spain, Canada & Argentina. Seeing people and cultures from many sides.

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